- [Earl wakes up and finds Randy clipping his toenails]
- Randy: They are always jabbing me and it's easier to do this while you're sleeping.
- Earl Hickey: Thank God, I was starting to worry they weren't growing.
- Candy Stoker: I wanna be a doctor some day.
- Earl Hickey: Candy, there are too many doctors in the world. And if I don't get that figurine, I have to buy my ex-wife a hot tub, and hot tubs cost a lot o' cake. So you need to listen to your mother.
- Shelly Stoker: I just can't believe you were married to Joy Darville. I haven't thought about how much better I am than her in years!
- Darnell Turner: [eating the Frosted Flakes that Joy took from Earl] Hey, Earl, thanks for the Flakes!
- Earl Hickey: No problem, Crabman!
- Candy Stoker: But mom, I want to be a doctor!
- Shelly Stoker: Honey, if I wanted a doctor in the family, I would have made a boy!