[Andrew and Kirk are at the police station waiting to be assigned to an officer for the "ride-along" program]
Andrew Clements: This is gonna be great!
Kirk Stevens: It's gonna be boring.
Andrew Clements: How can you say that?
Kirk Stevens: Because this is suburbia. Nothing ever happens in suburbia. Except when I take dates to Lookout Point.
Andrew Clements: When that happens it's not exciting. It's a miracle.