- [watching "Agent for H.A.R.M."]
- Adam: Come on, let's head to the judo range.
- Mike Nelson: The judo *range*?
- Pearl Forrester: You're out of order!
- Professor Bobo: No, you're out of order!
- [points at judge]
- Professor Bobo: You're out of order! The courtroom is out of order! The candy machine by the men's room is out of order!
- Crow: [Crow's defense testimony] This thing on? Okay. Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % f - -ing not guilty. And if you bastards don't goddamn find him innocent, then you can just f - -ing kiss my fat f - -ing ass. And that f - -ing goes for your bulls - - court system, too! Mike, I'm so motherf - -ing sorry I couldn't f - -ing be there for this f - -ing s - -ty really bogus trial, man. But let me goddamn tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd f - -ing kick everyone's fat stupid motherf - -ing behinds and then cram it up their f - -ing ass. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this s - - helps. Take care, Mike.
- Bobo: [pause] I'm sitting next to a free man!
- [Dr. Stefanik looks out the window to see the villains staring back at him]
- Crow T. Robot: Staring at the window for five hours finally paid off.
- Mike Nelson: I really like rice.
- Tom Servo: EXXXXTREMMMMEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEE! Thermonuclearrrrrr protectionnnnn woooooo!
- Crow T. Robot: See, Mike? Isn't rice better when it's extreme?
- Adam: Well my job is to keep the apple pie on the table and nobody asks me how i do it.
- Mike Nelson: [as doctor] I'll just need an hour to figure out your metaphor.
- [another H.A.R.M. agent shows up]
- Adam: Who are you?
- Agent: I'm from the Agency...
- Mike Nelson: They want you to *go* somewhere!
- Adam: You bet your nose they'll be back.
- Crow T. Robot: [as Doctor Stephanik] Must I wager my nose that they will be back?
- Mike Nelson: [as Adam's enters Stefanik's ransacked laboratory] This is the room of a man whose niece's boob I just brushed.
- Tom Servo: [Adam examines the pan of goo and a syringe on the table] Heroin and fudge, what could it mean?
- Crow T. Robot: [Adam picks up the syringe and examines it] I don't like shots. They're owie.
- Mike Nelson: [as Adam] I wish I had the slightest idea of what the hell I was doing.