Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Gamera (1991)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : What's this? Oh, this is the universal unsuspecting drunkard about to have a brush with the supernatural.

• Tom Servo : The captain has turned off the No Dubbing sign. You are free to speak any language you choose.

• Joel Robinson : What is it that you hate so much about Kenny?

  Crow T. Robot : Oh, he's a child of priviledge and the whole world revolves around him and stuff and he can walk into a restricted maximum security military situation and they treat him like an adult just because he befriended a stupid old turtle.

  Tom Servo : Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he never gets into trouble even though his friendship with Gamera is causing the death of *millions*. And he skips school whenever he wants to. And he never so much as gets sent to his room.

• Tom Servo : [commenting on Gamera traveling into water]  Gamera, honey, don't go out too far. You just ate.

• Tom Servo : Here at Toho Industries, we're working to keep your trust. If we can't freeze Gamera, no one can.

• Dr. Hidaka : Well Catherine, I suggest you forget science and instead really become Alex's inspiration.

  Tom Servo : Ha ha. You can't do both. You're a woman.

• Teacher : The other students make fun of him. They think that he's strange.

  Tom Servo : Kids are perceptive that way.

• Tom Servo : So what's the deal with that boy, Kenny? You guys seem to be such chums.

  Gamera : Kenny. Kenny. Kenny, Kenny. Little Sweet Kenny. The deal with Kenny is he's a good kid, good hearted. Don't get me wrong, but uh... I'm using him, you know? 'Cause, let's face it, he softens up my image. You know, right? Kenny, cause...

  Crow T. Robot : Well, I... Uh.

  Gamera : Well look, I can smash a huge city, take out thousands of people, right? Say a suburb of Osaki - kill ten million - and then, uh, you know with Kenny at my side, I look like Jimmy Stewart in Mr. Smith Goes To Washington. It's great. Let me tell you something about that unconditional love, children. It feels really good.

• Pilot : What is your name? What is your designation?

  Crow T. Robot : Are you known for your work in the theater?

  [the dark plane fires two missiles out of its back] 

  Joel Robinson : Uh, you lost your muffler!

  [the American plane fires all six of its missiles] 

  Joel Robinson : Just a couple.

  [the dark plane explodes] 

  Tom Servo : And that's just a warning!

• Crow T. Robot : [singing]  Tippi...

  Tom Servo : It's Tibby! Tibby!

  Crow T. Robot : Sorry.

  Crow T. Robot : [singing]  I love you, my fine little fella. / Even though you gave the whole family salmonella...

  Tom Servo : NO! NO! That's not their fault!

• Tom Servo : Hey, Sandy Frank. Isn't that when you drop your hot dog on the beach?

• Joel Robinson : Man, they've been on that plane for 48 hours.

  Tom Servo : Luckily, the in-flight film is "Berlin Alexanderplatz."

• Tom Servo : He saw London, he saw France, he saw Rodan's underpants!

• [Kenny boards a train] 

  Tom Servo : Kenny as Woody Guthrie in "Bound for Gamera."