Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Jack Frost (1997)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Mike Nelson : It's Prokofiev and this time he's pissed!
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Crow T. Robot : Uh, little problem here guys... um... I'm a bear.
Tom Servo : Oh I'm so sure.
Crow T. Robot : No, I'm a bear. You know that little elf mushroom guy?
Tom Servo : Yeah.
Crow T. Robot : He did it.
Mike Nelson : Oh. Huh. And where did this happen?
Crow T. Robot : Just... you know... around... Some luck, huh?
Mike Nelson : Are you sure you didn't just hot glue fur to yourself?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah, I wish.
Tom Servo : MIKE! HELP! Crow ate half of me then buried me in the dirt!
Crow T. Robot : Mmm. Not bad.
Mike Nelson : Crow, what is wrong with you?
Crow T. Robot : I told you, Mike, I'm a bear.
Mike Nelson : Now haven't we talked about this 100 times - about you taking your bear simulations to the extreme?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah.
Mike Nelson : And what are you doing?
Crow T. Robot : Taking my bear simulations to the extreme?
Mike Nelson : Yeah. There. Do you see a connection?
Crow T. Robot : Um... no, I don't, Mike.
Tom Servo : Oh!
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Mike Nelson : So, the first plot point involves knitting socks. I think we're in for quite a ride, guys!
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Mike Nelson : Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear.