Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Final Sacrifice (1998)
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer
Quotes
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Crow T. Robot : I wonder if there's beer on the sun?
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Crow T. Robot : [seeing the company name Greidanus] He comes from a long line of great anuses.
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Crow T. Robot : [sees snow in movie] Hooray! The movie's closed today because of snow.
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Satoris : Why don't you ask your friend when he arrives?
Crow T. Robot : Ha. The joke's on you. I don't have any friends.
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Rowsdower : I've been around, kid.
Crow : ...and I've been a square kid.
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Troy : Rowsdower, have you always been a...
Crow T. Robot : Hopeless drunk?
Troy : ...Drifter?
Rowsdower : No.
Troy : Well, what were you before?
Rowsdower : I was...
Mike Nelson : A Chippendale's dancer.
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[a black-hooded cultist arrives at a house]
Tom Servo : Tee-hee. Tee-hee!
Mike Nelson : His head is still factory-wrapped.
Crow : [snickering] Is he a door-to-door executioner?
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[Troy is being chased by cultists with machetes]
Crow : We just wanna cut your sugar cane crop!
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Crow : [the villian is praying] God bless mommy, and daddy, and grandpa, and all of my evil henchmen.
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Crow T. Robot : I can't wait til they start the internet.
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Crow T. Robot : [as Troy] Man I'm 25! I hope I hit puberty soon.
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Rowsdower : Go to hell!
Crow T. Robot : Or at least Edmonton!
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Tom Servo : [as Satoris] Ow! You shot my butt! What the hell, you SHOT me in the BUTT!
[Satoris starts burning]
Crow : So Mike, most humans, when you shoot 'em in the butt, they burst into flames?
Mike Nelson : Uh, I dunno.
Crow : Can we try it? Turn around.
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Rowsdower : D'you have any idea what kind of people you're dealing with?
Crow : They're from Saskatchewan!