Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Sinister Urge (1994)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
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Quotes
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[Jaffe is standing in front of the camera talking to Johnny while shooting]
Photographer : Y'know, Johnny, you sure can pick 'em!
Mike Nelson : [as Johnny] You're filming your shirt!
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[a woman is being photographed for smutty pictures, but she is fully clothed]
Photographer : Johnny, you sure can pick 'em. This is the best one yet!
Johnny : Glad you like her, because you're gonna see a lot more of her.
Mike Nelson : [as Johnny] Next film, we may show her elbow!
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Narrator : [From 'Neat and Clean' short] Brush... and brush... and brush. At least one hundred strokes.
Mike Nelson : Just keep brushing and brushing and saying the name of our lord and savior!
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Mike Nelson : Fonzi ace of spies.
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Crow T. Robot : We're giving you a shower!
Tom Servo : Oh look, she's surprised, isn't that just darling?
Gypsy : I'm not getting married... and... ..am I pregnant?
Crow T. Robot : Oh Gypsy, every woman gets a shower and it's just so lovely!
Gypsy : Well, I'm pretty sure I'm a woman...
Crow T. Robot : [giggles] Open that one first Mike, it's from me! Doesn't she look lovely?
Mike Nelson : It's... pinking shears!
Gypsy : Oh! Thank you, how very thoughtful, and lovely!
Tom Servo : Oh, those are just darling crow!
[Mike takes another present and shakes it]
Tom Servo : OK, this is from me...
Mike Nelson : And it is... pinking shears!
Gypsy : Oh! Oh!
Crow T. Robot : Just like mine! How darling and lovely!
Tom Servo : Well yeah, Gypsy! I saw that Crow got you the same thing, and that gave me the idea!
[everyone laughs]
Mike Nelson : OK, this one is from Cambot, and it is pinking shears!
Gypsy : Oh! Better get pinking!
[gypsy laughs]
Mike Nelson : OK though, Tom and Crow went on one more...
Gypsy : Oh let me guess, let me guess! Pinking shears?
Mike Nelson : Nope...
Gypsy : Oh... .
Mike Nelson : Oh I guess it is! Pinking shears!
[Gypsy laughs]
Crow T. Robot : Well Tom saw them and I had to agree!
Tom Servo : How lovely and darling!
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Mike Nelson : We just got to find a way to stop Frank, but how?
Crow T. Robot : Yeah, that's the sixty-four dollar question... wait! I've got an idea! A door-to-door search! Gypsy, can you give me a schematic of the whole city?
Gypsy : You want the suburbs too?
Crow T. Robot : All the way to the sticks! I want to see barns and cows and roosters!
Gypsy : There goes my vacation!
Crow T. Robot : Thanks doll face!
[tires to kiss Gypsy]
Gypsy : [dsgiusted] Get out of here you lug!
Tom Servo : All right, all right, all right! Hold everything! Ha ha! Got the report back from the lab, and guess whose fingerprints are all over the ransom notes?
Mike Nelson : Uh, probably Frank's. He signed it.
Tom Servo : Oh, that's right I guess...
Mike Nelson : This is a dead end, a blank wall, an empty check!
Gypsy : It's no piece of cake, that's for sure!
Mike Nelson : Wait! Hold it Gypsy, say that again...
Gypsy : I said, 'It is no piece of cake!'
Mike Nelson : Potato cakes! That's it!
Crow T. Robot : Potato cakes?
Mike Nelson : Remind me to buy you a new hat next payday sweetheart!
[hugs and kisses Gypsy]
Gypsy : Wow!
Crow T. Robot : How does she get a new hat?
Mike Nelson : But first, I got a very important phone call to make! I have to dial one?