Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Sword and the Dragon (1994)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• TV's Frank : Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?

  Dr. Forrester : Frank, you're breaking my concentration. I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized in time to tape tonight's episode of TekWars.

  TV's Frank : Oh, TekWars is on. That's right

  [door bell rings] 

  Dr. Forrester : I wonder who that can be?

  TV's Frank : that's right, I forgot all about TekWars. We'll have to see... Tonight's episode's supposed to...

  Bridget : Hi! I'm Bridget and this is my friend Mary Jo. We just moved in upstairs to Deep 12. We're neighbors!

  TV's Frank : Ahhh! Clay, there are girls here! Actual girls!

  Dr. Forrester : [looking through comics panicking]  Uh, ah, uh, don't panic! Um, there must be some instructions on what to do. Somewhere...

  Bridget : Well, we've introduced ourselves, who are you?

  TV's Frank : I have lots of comic books. I keep them in plastic bags.

  Bridget : Oh, yeah, I, heh, heh...

  Mary Jo : We haven't seen the laundry room. Do you know where it is?

  Dr. Forrester : [trying, and failing, to remain calm]  Are we on a date? 'Cause it's okay if we're on a date. Uh, Frank and I have been on, uh, with Frank, yeah, uh...

  TV's Frank : Babylon 5 was on last night.

  Bridget : Um, yeah. I'm sure...

  Dr. Forrester : [to camera]  Mike, you've got to help us. We're on a date down here. Could you, uh, provide us with some kind of entertainment?

• Crow T. Robot : Dragon Slayer 2: The Uncalled For.