Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Sword and the Dragon (1994)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Ilya Murametz

Quotes 

• Narrator : Killing, burning, ravishing.

  Tom Servo : Itching, flaking.

• Narrator : A village which lives in constant fear of Kalin and his invaders.

  Tom Servo : So... move?

• Ilya Muromets : Excuse me good people

  Tom Servo : Where's the men's room?

• Tom Servo : Ooh a real sepia tone has come over the crowd.