Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Sword and the Dragon (1994)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : This is the best tasting sword ever!

• Mike Nelson : Uh, hold on, I'm havin' a montage.

• Mike Nelson : And now ladies and gentleman, the Swedish Moses of soul.

• Mike Nelson : [as Ilia's father]  Why are you older than me, son?

• Mike Nelson : Wacky sight gags of ancient Finlandia!

• Mike Nelson : If you hold a Fin by the beard, it immobilizes him.