- TV's Frank: Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?
- Dr. Forrester: Frank, you're breaking my concentration. I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized in time to tape tonight's episode of TekWars.
- TV's Frank: Oh, TekWars is on. That's right
- [door bell rings]
- Dr. Forrester: I wonder who that can be?
- TV's Frank: that's right, I forgot all about TekWars. We'll have to see... Tonight's episode's supposed to...
- Bridget: Hi! I'm Bridget and this is my friend Mary Jo. We just moved in upstairs to Deep 12. We're neighbors!
- TV's Frank: Ahhh! Clay, there are girls here! Actual girls!
- Dr. Forrester: [looking through comics panicking] Uh, ah, uh, don't panic! Um, there must be some instructions on what to do. Somewhere...
- Bridget: Well, we've introduced ourselves, who are you?
- TV's Frank: I have lots of comic books. I keep them in plastic bags.
- Bridget: Oh, yeah, I, heh, heh...
- Mary Jo: We haven't seen the laundry room. Do you know where it is?
- Dr. Forrester: [trying, and failing, to remain calm] Are we on a date? 'Cause it's okay if we're on a date. Uh, Frank and I have been on, uh, with Frank, yeah, uh...
- TV's Frank: Babylon 5 was on last night.
- Bridget: Um, yeah. I'm sure...
- Dr. Forrester: [to camera] Mike, you've got to help us. We're on a date down here. Could you, uh, provide us with some kind of entertainment?