Christopher Jacot: Alex Bellows

Quotes 

• Philthy : [in order to attract a "fox"...]  ... you need a tune-up.

  Alex Bellows : What do you mean? I should change my hair or something?

  Philthy : For starters, and, uh, your clothes, and... your breath.

  Alex Bellows : You know, you should talk, man.

  Philthy : Am I the one chasing the queen of babes?

  Alex Bellows : So what you're basically saying is that - IF I wanted to get closer to Britney - I shouldn't be myself.

  Philthy : Exactly.

• Alex Bellows : [entering cyberspace]  Why am I wearing my clothes from home? That's never happened before.

• Cleo Bellows : [lead by guards through a throng]  God, the way they're staring, you'd think I was a main course at a Viking banquet.

  Alex Bellows : Yeah, and that guy looks like he wants a second helping.

  Cleo Bellows : Shut up, Alex.

• Gwydion : It is the intention of this inquiry to prove that the lady Blodeuwedd conspired with her lover, Lord Goronwy of Penllyn, to murder her husband, our good king Llew Llaw Gyffes.

  Alex Bellows : [from the study]  Oh, man, this is whacked, Clo. It looks like you've been put into the wrong side of a Law and Order episode.

• Bryn : Well, one of the things about invisibility spells is that there always has to be a flaw. It's like... a law of magic.

  Cleo Bellows : His Achilles heel.

  Bryn : Could be heel, could be anything, really.

  Alex Bellows : [watching from the study]  That's just like what Thor told me. Remember, Balder couldn't be killed by anything but a mistletoe.

  Cleo Bellows : Well, what was his weakness?

  Bryn : Ah, well, Math was smart when he worked out Llew's blessing. He designed in a flaw that was a situation that would never occur. Llew could only be vulnerable if he were standing with one foot in a cauldron and the other on a deer.

  Alex Bellows : [watching from the study]  Okay, that's much cooler than a mistletoe.

  Bryn : And the weapon used to kill him had to be forged on a holy day when the forging of weapons was forbidden.

  Cleo Bellows : [recalling the scene]  It was all there, the cauldron, the deerskin, the spear.

  Alex Bellows : You know, these guys never learn. You make a loophole, and somebody finds it.

• Cleo Bellows : [on her experience as an owl]  I was losing who I was. Every second, my thoughts became more birds' thoughts. I knew I had to touch the stone but I couldn't keep my focus. By the time my wingtip touched it, all I could think about was getting into the night air and hunting.

  Alex Bellows : Yeah. All I could think about was how I was gonna tell Mom that we had to take turns lining your birdcage.

• Cleo Bellows : [as Alex heads out for his dream date]  Hey, Alex, why don't you, uh, try that thing with your hair? I know you wanna look your best.

  Alex Bellows : No. I think now I'm gonna go with feeling beautiful on the inside.

• Cleo Bellows : [describing an oddity in being Blodeuwedd]  I don't know, Alex, this one... feels different. You know, all the other ones we've been, they've... they've had a past, you know, a story to them - and you can feel that when you're inside them - but this one, she's... just kind of empty.

  Alex Bellows : Yeah, well, you know, if you gotta be empty, that's a fine-lookin' shell to be wrapped up in.

  Cleo Bellows : Well, I'm glad you're taking this so seriously!