NYPD Blue (TV Series)
The Irvin Files (2000)
Stanley Kamel: Noel Beller
Quotes
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : Sorry you lost all your art.
Noel Beller : You might have commiserated with me by offering me some sort of beverage.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : You want a beverage?
Noel Beller : No, not now.
[Beller and Nicki leave the squad]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : How about a cup of Liquid Drano?
John Irvin : That wouldn't be the first toxic chemical he's ingested today.
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[Baldwin passes Noel Beller and Evan Sibley sitting on the bench in the catching area as he leaves the squad]
Det. Baldwin Jones : How's it going.
Noel Beller : Everyone, including the mortally wounded, get asked "how's it going?"
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John Irvin : Detective, this is Mr. Beller.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : How's it going?
Noel Beller : [incredulous] How's it going?
Nicki Cameron : Mr. Beller's art collection was stolen.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : I know, it's my case.
Noel Beller : If it's your case, and you know that the collection's been stolen, why in heaven's name would you ask me, "how are things going?"
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Either of you has a gun, feel free to shoot me. I meant it like "hello."
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Noel Beller : I demand to see Detective Sipowicz or Sorenson.
Det. Jill Kirkendall : A collar only gets one call, Mr. Beller. I think you ought to be deciding whether that's going to be your lawyer or your dealer.
John Irvin : Unless he's the same person.
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Det. Danny Sorenson : So what's your act exactly, Mr. Beller? Is this some kind of skippy-whip for you, putting us through our paces?
Noel Beller : Actually, my suspicions are increasingly focused on Ms. Cameron.
Det. Danny Sorenson : And that started when?
Noel Beller : I've just been putting two and two together.
Det. Danny Sorenson : Meaning you knew you liked her from the jump. If it's not her, you want to know who I like, Mr. Beller? You.
Noel Beller : Thirty-four million dollars and counting, detective.
Det. Danny Sorenson : Well that don't rule you out yet in my book, Mr. B, 'cause I'm still figuring maybe you're the kind of hump jerk-off one day finds his little interests and routines, they don't hold his attention no more. Decides maybe he's gonna put a little zest in his life by doing something naughty.
Noel Beller : I'm flattered, detective, but I don't have that much imagination or nerve. Perhaps if I didn't take so much Vicodin.