- Judge Jerry Moran: [to Vincenzo, who has removed his long wig to reveal a bald head, just like his] I like it. Loose the earring, it looks a bit too "Mr. Clean".
- Maxwell Sheffield: Miss Fine, when are you going to forgive me for this?
- Fran Fine: Well, I'll give you a little hint. It begins with an N and ends with an A.
- [Maxwell has a look of total confusion]
- Fran Fine: Ne-va!
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [sitting on the jury between Fran Fine and some guy who told her something inappropriate] I am the meat in an idiot sandwich!
- Niles: [about Sylvia] You know, if Jimmy Hoffa had had a corned beef sandwich in his pocket, she'd have found him in a week.
- Defense Attorney: [walking over to Fran, reading the piece of paper on his clipboard] Juror number 2. Sorry, but under 'marital status', does this say 'Divorced'?
- Fran Fine: [looking at what she wrote] No. 'Disgusted'.