- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Maxwell, I'm coming in and I have terrible news.
- Niles: Isn't that redundant?
- Maxwell Sheffield: [referring to Yetta after a successful business dinner] She was quite the little vixen!
- Fran Fine: Yetta... you didn't drop anything under the table and go look for it, did ya?
- Yetta Rosenberg: One time. Just to see if I still had it.
- Maxwell Sheffield: [stunned] Oh God. That was you?
- Yetta Rosenberg: That was YOU?
- Fran Fine: Do you two want to be alone?
- Fran Fine: I'm just trying to be the nanny behind the man!
- Maxwell Sheffield: How would you like to be the nanny behind the BURGER KING COUNTER?
- Niles: The one on 57th Street is hiring.