- Insp. Nash Bridges: Will you please stop taking my blood preassure? I told you I'm fine.
- [annoyed]
- Medic: It's high.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: It's high because you're pissin' me off.
- Insp. Michelle Chan: Oh, and, ah, guys, I almost forgot: I wanted to weight in on your little work discussion. You know, I don't mind frank sexual talk in the office as long as it's not directly concerning me. And, ah, just for your information: if a co-worker ever tries to intoruce me to 'Mr. Happy', I'll very quickly make him into Mr. Unhappy. Good-bye.
- Insp. Evan Cortez: So you think I still got a chance with her?
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Unless she gets blown up and loses her memory, no.
- Dr. Berry: Who are you?
- [to Joe]
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Oh, this is my partner, Joe Dominguez
- Dr. Berry: Usually the spouse is in on this.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Well, that wuld be him in almost every repect.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Now, Larson had contacted you because somebody contacted him about a contract killing, you went undercover as Teddy Malone four days ago, that's the last we heard of you.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Why would I drop out of sight for four days? Not communicate with anybody.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: That we don't know.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Well, hell, that's not like me.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: We agree.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Well, damnit, don't let me do that no more!
- Insp. Harvey Leek: She could fight a war all by herself.
- [as they both investigate the stuff on Michelle's desk after she walks away from it]
- Insp. Evan Cortez: Look at this stuff, this isn't standard polcie-issue, is it?
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Nah, too high-tech. Oh, this is very Emma Peel of her. Remember 'The Avengers', that TV show? Damn you're young.
- [after Evan looks at him confused]
- Insp. Evan Cortez: I want that woman, she is extremely hot.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: No, no - tread very gently on that stuff.
- Insp. Evan Cortez: Why you say that?
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Using that kind of language when talking about a fellow police officer... you got to be careful these days.
- Insp. Evan Cortez: Yeah, but what if she would like it.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Yeah, yeah, all I'm saying is don't let anybody else hear that because people file lawsuits for less effort.
- Insp. Evan Cortez: All I'm saying is that first time I saw that woman I wanted to kiss the nape of her neck, I wanted to devour her flesh, I wanted to do the wild thing with her, possibly introduce her to Mr. Happy if you know what I'm talking about.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: You been taking those testosterone supplements?