NCIS (TV Series)
Light Sleeper (2006)
Cote de Pablo: Ziva David
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [about their sensitivity training] There's gotta be a way out of this. Maybe I could injure myself.
[Ziva bends back one of his fingers, hard enough to drive him to his knees]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : AAH!
Officer Ziva David : What? I was only trying to help.
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[last lines]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tony, Ziva, about what happened back at the bomb...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't have to say it boss, we know how you feel about us.
Officer Ziva David : Gibbs, we're a team, that's what we do.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I was going to say: If either one of you two wingnuts ever disobey a direct order again, I'll kill you myself.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pause] That's our boss.
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Officer Ziva David : This is not one of your stupid action movies, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, it isn't. If it was you'd be dressed differently.
Officer Ziva David : And you'd be far better looking.
[McGee laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to McGee] You'd be dead by the opening credits!
[Ziva laughs]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you ever stop to think that maybe I am the plucky comic relief?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you an expert on interviews now?
Officer Ziva David : Interviews, no. Interrogation techniques, yes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Like hooking a car battery up to a guy's privates? I'm sure it's effective, but judges tend to frown on it.
Officer Ziva David : I've learned from Gibbs that in certain cases you can attract far more bees with honey.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Flies.
Officer Ziva David : What do flies have to do with honey?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Flies don't like vinegar.
Officer Ziva David : Vinegar?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's complicated.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Your father actually said that to you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
Officer Ziva David : Probably he knew your taste in women.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you think it was a hate crime?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No. I definitely don't think it was a hate crime. In my experience there's only one color in the Marines.
Officer Ziva David : By what I've seen of your Marine Corps, it's ethnically diverse.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He means green, Ziva, and I think he's right.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sensitivity training's going to have to wait. A double homicide at Quantico, Marine wives. Grab your gear!
Officer Ziva David : [fist-pumps] Yes!
[DiNozzo and McGee both look at her]
Officer Ziva David : Inappropriate?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A bit.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Get out of here all of you. Keep a clear distance away. I'll handle it from here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't care how hard you whack me, boss, I'm not going anywhere.
Officer Ziva David : Nor am I.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If we survive this, you're both fired.
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[removing a framed photo on the wall, Ziva finds a fist-sized hole]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sign of an unhappy marriage.
Officer Ziva David : Funny, I thought it looked like a hole in the wall.
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Officer Ziva David : Can you disarm it?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If I had a couple days, maybe. Can you?
Officer Ziva David : I could try. I suggest not standing within 5 miles of here while I attempt it.