- Eric 'Rico' Moyer: Uh, Stacey, Ned's got something to tell you.
- Stacey Colbert: What is it?
- Ned Dorsey: Stacey...
- Stacey Colbert: Yes, Ned.
- Ned Dorsey: GET OUT!
- Stacey Colbert: What?
- Ned Dorsey: I mean, I like pie.
- Ned Dorsey: Uh, hon, these don't taste like Family Goodness Biscuits.
- Wife: I tried a different brand tonight. Hope you don't mind.
- Ned Dorsey: Mind? Of course I mind damn it. I want Family Goodness Biscuits. Get out of here you wrong biscuit buying slut.