New Tricks (TV Series)

Talking to the Dead (2004)

Chiké Okonkwo: P C Clark

Quotes 

• Gerry Standing : Listen to this.

  [reading a memo] 

  Gerry Standing : "All the constituents of UCOS over the age of fifty are requested to undergo routine physical and psychological evaluation on the fifteenth of the month to ensure compliance and capability to operate within the parameters of their defining role."

  [passes memo to Brian] 

  Gerry Standing : They're taking the piss!

  PC Clark : Not yet, but they certainly will be. Three hundred millilitres minimum.

• PC Clark : I've called maintenance three times. They just say they're looking into it.

  Brian Lane : No, *I'm* looking into it, Clarke. All they're doing is looking into looking into it.