- Bill: I remember we used to have what they called key parties.
- Dave: Key parties, huh?
- Bill: Yeah - you know, where everyone throws their car keys into a big bowl, and then picks a set of keys out at random, and...
- Dave: And?
- Bill: And then you get to take someone else's car home.
- Dave: Bill, I - I kinda think the point of those parties was to take somebody else's *wife* home.
- Bill: No wonder they never invited me back.
- Lisa: Did I get upset when that sweet 18-year-old intern from accounting had a crush on you?
- Dave: Oh, that's different!
- Lisa: Why?
- Dave: Well, for one thing, he was a guy.
- Lisa: Yeah.
- Dave: And he was convinced I was gay.
- Lisa: Well, yeah.
- Dave: And then he brought his mother into work and introduced me as his boss-slash-husband.
- Lisa: It was still flattering, wasn't it?
- Dave: Oh, lord - yes.
- Lisa: I get the steak, and I can stand the cigar smoke, but the boxing? That's just gay.
- Bill: You couldn't be more wrong. It's a fine tradition dating back to the cradle of western civilization.
- Dave: No, Bill, you're thinking of all-naked Greco-Roman wrestling.
- Bill: I thought it was a men's club.
- Dave: Different kind of men's club.
- [Joe is going to participate in Ultimate Fighting]
- Dave: Have you ever done this before, Joe?
- Joe Garrelli: No, but I've seen it in pay-per-view. I never paid for it...