NewsRadio (TV Series)

Big Brother (1998)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Quotes 

• Bill McNeal : [to Lisa]  So, how have you been doing, or should I say, who have you been doing?

• Bill McNeal : You don't recognize you own phone number?

  Dave Nelson : He changes it every week.

  Bill McNeal : Why do you do that?

  Jimmy James : Security.

  Joe Garrelli : Big Brother?

  Jimmy James : My whole damn family, actually.

• [Dave finds movie tickets from Lisa on his desk, which Bill thinks is proof she's going out with someone] 

  Bill McNeal : What movie?

  Dave Nelson : What does it matter?

  Bill McNeal : Don't twist the knife, Dave. Just answer the question.

  Dave Nelson : Amistad.

  Bill McNeal : Ooh! Total make-out flick!