- Joe: Seven times. I flunked this test seven times, you know. I mean, I don't want to say 'conspiracy,' but...
- Lisa: Well actually, I am starting to see a pattern here."
- Joe: Ah. Uh huh. Uh huh.
- Lisa: One of last year's questions was: 'In the following circuit, the potential is blank volts.' And you answered: 'I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that the design of this circuit is totally sucky.'
- Joe: Yeah. I don't know how that dumb bastard ever got to be a professor.
- Lisa: Oh. Well you know, that would explain why you answered the next question: 'If you want to build a thermostat that won't be affected by humidity, try this you dumb bastard.'
- Matthew Brock: As you know, I have been trying to find something to do together.
- Bill: We already have something to do together. It's called work.
- Matthew Brock: The softball team didn't work for whatever reason.
- Joe: Maybe that's because to play softball you need a bat.
- Matthew Brock: I know that now.
- Joe: And a ball.
- Matthew Brock: Whatever!
- Lisa: If you're going to get us all Knicks tickets like last year, at least buy them all in advance.
- Matthew Brock: I said whatever! Who knew New York was such a big sports town?
- Jimmy: I really didn't care which version they used. I just wanted to teach Bill a lesson about humility.
- Dave: Aha, and to do that you needed to waste my time.
- Jimmy: Well, I wanted to teach you a lesson about cutting up Bill's stuff.
- Dave: And what about that poor editor?
- Jimmy: Well, I wanted to teach him a lesson about... editing, I guess.