Quotes
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Matthew Brock : Last year I won the best costume contest, came in third place.
Dave : What did you go as?
Matthew Brock : Motorcycle enthusiast.
Joe Garrelli : Gay biker.
Matthew Brock : The label clearly said "motorcycle enthusiast."
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Lisa : Alright - this is just like high school. Alright, in high school we all liked sittin' at the cool table in the cafeteria, right?
[Everyone agrees]
Matthew Brock : Wait a minute - wait a minute. Everybody here got to sit at the cool table? What was that like?
Beth : It was cool.
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Catherine Duke : Are you saying you actually believe in fortunetelling, Bill?
Bill McNeal : As did Socrates, Julius Caesar and Napoleon. It is the wisest man who knows there is a lot he does not know.
Matthew Brock : I know.