NewsRadio (TV Series)

Jackass Junior High (1998)

Andy Dick: Matthew Brock

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Quotes 

• Matthew : This is Dave Epithicus-erectus, one of the very few in captivity. His diet consists of black coffee and sarcasm.

• [Matthew is giving a tour of the radio station] 

  Matthew : And the microphone, as we all know, was invented by a man by the name of Charles D. Microphone.

  Teenager : No, it wasn't.

  Matthew : I'm afraid it was.

• Dave : Just because all the women are gone doesn't give you license to behave like animals.

  Bill : Why not?

  Dave : I'm just saying don't get too comfortable, seeing as they will all be back tomorrow.

  Lisa : I'm a woman.

  Matthew : But you're different.

  Lisa : No, Matthew, *you're* different.