NewsRadio (TV Series)

Jackass Junior High (1998)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

Quotes 

• [Dave is sitting at his desk] 

  Bill : Prepare to be knocked on your ass.

  Dave : Aw damn, I'm already on my ass. Why don't you try me again later?

  Bill : You know I will.

• Dave : Just because all the women are gone doesn't give you license to behave like animals.

  Bill : Why not?

  Dave : I'm just saying don't get too comfortable, seeing as they will all be back tomorrow.

  Lisa : I'm a woman.

  Matthew : But you're different.

  Lisa : No, Matthew, *you're* different.

• Lisa : I'm a woman, right?

  Dave : Last time I checked. Granted, that was over three months ago, so...

• Jimmy James : Dave, we have a little problem on the souvenir shop.

  Dave : What is it? Bad batch of Ye Old-Fashioned Radio Fudge?