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Led Zeppelin Boxed Set (1997)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

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• Bill McNeal : Let me think. Friday night - see a movie, or sit around Spaz's kitchen sipping tea with a bunch of shut-ins? Tough choice.

  Matthew : They're not shut-ins - OK, Bill? They're just - they're the kind of people that like to stay inside.

  Bill McNeal : It's hard to get out when you're taking care of sixteen stray cats - each named after a child you never had.

• Matthew : It's really just a meeting of my book discussion group. No, seriously - me and a bunch of the... older members of the apartment building, we all get together, and we just talk books.

  Bill McNeal : Sounds like a rager.

• Bill McNeal : I'm only kidding. I'll be there.

  Matthew : Really?

  Bill McNeal : Yeah. I mean, depending on the weather, of course.

  Dave Nelson : OK, Bill - stop it.

  Matthew : Well, it's supposed to be crisp and clear on Friday, so...

  Bill McNeal : Oh, I've been told Hell was going to freeze over. I must have been misinformed; count me out - unless, of course, the forecast changes.