NewsRadio (TV Series)

Physical Graffiti (1996)

Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  [Lisa walks by Bill with only a bra on. Bill doesn't react, but Lisa slaps him anyway] 

  Bill : I didn't say anything.

  Lisa : You were thinking it.

  Bill : Fair enough.

• Bill : Good fortune happy lucky big time for you and the family... Never really understood what that one meant, but it always stuck with me.

• Bill : Your name is Garelli?

• Dave : Bill, don't ever show me a photo like that in a room where I've mentioned my mother.

  Bill : She's really done it this time, buster. She's really torn it.

  Dave : What exactly is the problem?

  Bill : What's the problem? What's the problem? The problem is I don't have one of THOSE!

  Dave : Well, Bill, neither do I - but it doesn't bother me.

• Catherine : This is the most childish stunt you have ever pulled.

  Bill : Au contraire, my dear. Glueing your pencils together was the most childish stunt I ever pulled.

• Bill : You robbed me of my gender!

  Catherine : Petty theft.