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Quotes
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[Mr. James sees Matthew's new mustache]
Jimmy : What's the story with your face, son?
Matthew : Oh, yeah, this is something I grew out on vacation, well, you know, make myself sexier.
Jimmy : Yeah, well every man has the right to sex himself up however he seems fit, but you, you look like you belong in an amatuer porn convention.
Matthew : Thank you.
Jimmy : No, Matthew... I tell you what, let me show you something.
[Mr. James pulls a picture from his pocket]
Jimmy : Are you ready?
Matthew : Yeah.
Jimmy : No, I don't think you're ready.
Matthew : Yeah, I am.
Jimmy : Okay. Who's that ?
[Shows the picture to Matthew]
Matthew : Oh God.
Jimmy : Yep, that is me with a mustache. I carry this around with me whenever I can, so if I ever get the urge to make myself over, I just look at this, and damn near throw up.
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Matthew Brock : [about his moustache] Giggle if you must. Chicks love it.
Dave : Matthew, do me a favor and turn around.
Matthew Brock : What?
[Matthew turns around to face Beth, Lisa and Catherine; Beth screams and runs away, Lisa laughs, and Catherine slaps him]
