Quotes
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Dave Nelson : Well, sir, I think you underestimate the tenacity of Bill's personal beliefs - and what he believes in above all else... is the importance of sucking up to famous people.
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Bill McNeal : Teenagers can buy this. So could the elderly. I decided to do an on-air editorial, draw a line in the sand, as it were.
Dave Nelson : Can I make a suggestion?
Bill McNeal : Shoot.
Dave Nelson : Put aside the editorial, invent a time machine, travel back to the year 1988, and you might actually be one of the first thousand journalists to break this story.
Bill McNeal : You'd like that, wouldn't you? It's too hot. You don't want to burn your fingers. Well, someone's got to open American eyes about this.
Dave Nelson : All right, Bill, but promise me one thing: You'll stay away from the Lambada! That forbidden dance is a powder keg ready to blow!
[mocking Bill]
Bill McNeal : I'll promise you nothing.
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Dave Nelson : And besides, you had no right to make Matthew do your work for you.
Bill McNeal : I didn't make him do it. I paid him. Quite handsomely, I might add.
Matthew Brock : Oh, let's just - let's just say I was persuaded by Bill's friends, Mr...
Matthew Brock : [looks at money] ... uh, Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Washington, and...
Matthew Brock : [looks at quarter] Oh - Mr. Washington again.
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Dave Nelson : Hi, sold glad you could make it, Mr. D.
Chuck D. : What's up? You must be Dave.
Dave Nelson : Yes, how'd you know?
Chuck D. : Jimmy told me to look for a polite guy that would be calling me Mr. D.
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Jimmy James : Chuck always, ah... always loves to do favor for the big man. Course, now I have to pay him.
Dave Nelson : Right.
Jimmy James : Of course I'll have to pay him.
Dave Nelson : Well, greed has never been one of your vices, sir.
Jimmy James : [Puts down phone] I'm sorry, what?
Dave Nelson : Greed is good, money is everything, I love Big Bird, please make the call.
