Quotes
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Jimmy James : No, Bill, it's not just about the almighty dollar. It's also about the plucky little dime, and the omniscient nickel, and the ferocious quarter.
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Jimmy James : Hey, I own that one.
Bill McNeal : You own this album?
Jimmy James : No, I own the company that distributes that album.
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Jimmy James : Let me tell you somethin', little miss. Advertising pays our bills, alright? Advertising pays your salary. Advertising is what made this country great!
Lisa : Well, OK - maybe I misspoke...
Jimmy James : What was the Constitution of the United States?
[Jimmy incorrectly says The Constitution when he means The Declaration of Independence]
Lisa : A document...
Jimmy James : No! It is an advertisement! An advertisement for liberty! "When in the course of human events..." I'm tellin' ya, that's right up there with "Put a tiger in your tank" and "Where's the beef?"
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Lisa : I'm not going to do the shoot.
Jimmy James : Not doing the shoot? That's free advertisement for the station, and free advertisement... well, that's something you just can't buy.
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Jimmy James : Chuck always, ah... always loves to do favor for the big man. Course, now I have to pay him.
Dave Nelson : Right.
Jimmy James : Of course I'll have to pay him.
Dave Nelson : Well, greed has never been one of your vices, sir.
Jimmy James : [Puts down phone] I'm sorry, what?
Dave Nelson : Greed is good, money is everything, I love Big Bird, please make the call.
