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Bill : You do realize I'm just going to go and buy another cane, don't you?
Dave : Yeah, and I'm just gonna steal it again.
Bill : Touché. Beth?
[from outside Dave's office, Beth tosses Bill a cane]
Bill : [sticking it in Dave's couch] Here's one you can take right now.
Bill : [Beth immediately tosses Bill another cane, which he lays on Dave's desk] This one you can break later.
Bill : [another cane flies in, which Bill tosses on the floor] Here's one for the Hamptons.
Bill : [Beth tosses Bill a fourth cane, which he tucks under his arm] This one I like; I keep.
Bill : [a fifth cane flies in] This one displeases me.
[Bill tosses it back out the door]
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Bill : I guess my cane is lost, and I'll just have to accept that, and get on with my life.
Bill : [Bill starts to leave Dave's office in frustration over not having found his cane; Dave subtly steps toward the window, then pauses] ... You stepped in front of the window...
Dave : I did what?
Bill : When I moved to the door, you moved in front of the window as if you were protecting something.
Dave : OK, Bill... Bill, I'm asking you to leave.
Bill : You taped it to the side of the building, or under the window sill! I read your book, you magnificent bastard!
Dave : OK, Bill. I - I - I'm now - I'm now ordering you to leave!
Bill : I'll leave - but first I'm looking out that window.
Dave : [as Bill walks to window and pulls up blinds] Bill, you're gonna feel pretty stupid when it's not out there.
Bill : It's out there. I know it's out there.
Dave : Bill?
Bill : ...Yes, Dave?
Dave : ...I stole your cane!
Dave : [Dave walks to the window, reaches outside and retrieves Bill's cane from under the window sill] Bill, I - I... I'm sorry, Bill; I - I don't know why I - I - I did it and - and - and again, I'm - I'm - I'm sorry, Bill.
Bill : That is the most childish, immature thing I've ever seen you do.
Dave : No, this is.
Dave : [breaks the cane over his knee] Ah, but you knew I was gonna do that.
Bill : No, that one caught me by surprise.
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Lisa Miller : What did you do in high school when they gave out a pop quiz?
Dave : I hyperventilated and got a note from the nurse.
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Matthew Brock : [whispering] Dave.
Dave : Matthew, why are you whispering?
Matthew Brock : Because lately Joe has been looking at me with hate in his eyes. It's like he's zapping me with hate rays. Zap, zap-zap-zap.
Dave : Zap, zap-zap-zap, eh?
Matthew Brock : Dave, please don't mock me.
Dave : It's very hard not to.
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Dave : If Henry Ford and John Chrysler had argued like this, we'd still be driving around in a horse and buggy.
Matthew Brock : Ummm... who - who's John Chrysler?
Dave : The... the guy that invented the Chrysler?
Joe Garrelli : There - there's no such person as John Chrysler!
Matthew Brock : Oh, no - no; wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is he by any chance related to Jack Chevrolet?