NewsRadio (TV Series)

The Song Remains the Same (1996)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

Quotes 

• Lisa : If everyone thought you should jump off a bridge, would you?

  Dave : If everyone around here thought I should jump off a bridge, they'd probably just get together and push me.

• Dave : Well, Lisa, it looks like you'll be going to New Hampshire after all.

  Lisa : How come Matthew's not going?

  Dave : Apparently, if he's away from home for more than 30 minutes his cats start plotting against him.

  Lisa : And people say *you're* whipped.

• Jimmy : I love April Fool's Day.

  Dave : Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it February?

  Jimmy : Yeah, but if I did it in April I'd lose the element of surprise.