Night Court (TV Series)

A Day in the Life (1987)

Phil Leeds: God No. 2

Quotes 

• God No. 1 : [two men dispute which of them is God]  Thou shalt have no other gods before *me.*

  God No. 2 : How would you like a thunderbolt where the sun don't shine?

• Bull Shannon : [leading the two 'gods' from the courtroom. In a low voice]  Going my way?

  [he laughs] 

  God No. 2 : [to God No. 1]  And I thought I screwed up when I made the platypus.