Night Court (TV Series)

A Day in the Life (1987)

Jeanette Nolan: Mrs. Smith

Quotes 

• Mrs. Smith : [about her prostitution]  Sometimes I do it for pudding.

  Dan Fielding : Sometimes I do it *in* pudding.

  Mrs. Smith : Sometimes I do it for green stamps. And sometimes I do it just for kicks.

  Bull Shannon : [to Roz]  Can you imagine degrading yourself for green stamps?

  Roz Russell : Sure. By now I would have enough for that sail boat.

• Mrs. Smith : [offers herself to Dan after Sheila rejects him for Mr. Tuttle]  I'll wait for you downstairs. Don't knock it till you tried it.

  [she leaves] 

  Food Vendor : Hey pal, did I get your order?

  Dan Fielding : [after a moment decides to take Mrs. Smith up on her offer. To the vendor]  Give me ten puddings.