- Dan Fielding: [Trying to impress the new stenographer] Therefore I feel it is my duty, to do everything I can, to make it safer for the woman of New York.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Are you moving to Chicago?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Come on, Mac, we got a photographer waiting.
- Mac Robinson: Photographer for what?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: For the promotions for our Mac Snacks.
- Mac Robinson: What the hell is a Mac Snack?
- Judge Harry T. Stone: That's the name I came up with for our new product. Pretty jazzy, huh?
- Mac Robinson: Sounds stupid.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: That's what they said about the Ding Dong.