- [Dan and Harry are competing for the attention of Christine's college roommate, Heather]
- Bull Shannon: The honorable - and sexy! - Judge Harold T. Stone presiding.
- Dan Fielding: Objection!
- Harry Stone: Overruled!
- [Sitting at a table during a party, Judge Harry Stone tells public defender Christine Sullivan that he feels her new dress is a little too daring for her style]
- Christine Sullivan: Listen, I will have you know that I'm not the prude everyone thinks I am!
- Man No. 1: [approaching Christine] Hey, I know you! Pompeii, 79 A.D. You know, not many women would jump into a live volcano rather than lose their virginity.
- Harry Stone: [to Christine] Old habits die hard, huh?