- Nesbitt Sherman: I just wanted people to know that the Constitution says everyone is equal. And if we don't agree with someone, we should just live and let live. But all I ever see is hatred and intolerance and bigotry, and it's not supposed to be like that. Everyone in our country is a child of this Constitution, and that makes us a family. I just want us to treat each other that way.
- Roz Russell: [after recovering from her insulin shock] You're a good friend, Dan, and I love you. Thank you for saving my life.
- [she gently kisses his bruised cheek]
- Dan Fielding: [smiling] I saw your butt.
- Roz Russell: [a delirious Roz realizes Dan is not her papa] Papa I... Hey you're not my papa!
- Dan Fielding: That's right.
- [shows her the needle]
- Dan Fielding: And this ain't no ice cream cone.
- Roz Russell: [on the courthouse rooftop] What's that behind your back, Dan?
- [he's hiding an insulin syringe that he needs to inject into Roz's butt]
- Dan Fielding: [looks behind himself] New Jersey.
- [Dan and Dr. Townsend find Roz, delirious, sitting on the edge of the roof]
- Roz Russell: Hey, what are you two doing up here?
- [looks over the edge]
- Roz Russell: But then again, what the hell am I doing up here?
- [laughs]
- [Roz, delirious, is sitting on the edge of the roof]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: The paramedics are on their way. In the meantime, they told us not to do anything that might upset her.
- Roz Russell: That's right. Otherwise it's one small step for Roz... one giant splat for mankind!
- [laughs]
- Moody: Too risky. I think our only prudent course is open gunplay.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Listen, fathead, the one thing we don't need is to have some trigger-happy lunatic in charge!
- [into phone]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: No, no, Mr. President, I wasn't talking to you. Yes, I'm sure you do get that kind of thing all the time.
- Harry Stone: [Sherman has just returned the Constitution back to the judge] Mr. Sherman, I can't condone your actions. But you have given us something to think about. Maybe even something to read.
- Nesbitt Sherman: Take good care of it, judge. It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
- Moody: Your Honor, I've had a lot of experience with hostage situations. I think we should shut off the air conditioning, not let him have any food, then wait for negotiations to break down, and shoot him.
- Dr. Townsend: [after Bull fell off the roof while trying to get to Roz] Oh, thank God he caught the flagpole.
- Dan Fielding: Too bad he didn't catch it with his hands.
- Christine Sullivan: [calling down to him] Bull, are you all right?
- Bull Shannon: [high voice] Can I get back to you on that?
- Moody: [after taking a secure call] Red alert men. A possible threat to the president. There are reports of some terrible behemoth scaling the wall of this building.
- Bull Shannon: [Knocks from outside the courtroom window and waves at the judge] I'm going to get Roz!
- [He climbs away]
- Harry Stone: No! Bull! Wait! Oh, boy.
- Nesbitt Sherman: [expressing his demand to Harry about the U.S. Constitution he was threatening to burn] Everyone in America is a child of this Constitution and that makes us a family. I just want us to treat each other that way.
- Moody: [disgusted] That's sick.
- [Dan tells Roz's doctor to give him the insulin shot]
- Dan Fielding: How do I use this?
- Dr. Townsend: You have to stick it in her buttocks.
- [pause]
- Dan Fielding: Dan Fielding: Up Close and Personal.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Testing, Testing
- [Talking into a walkie-talkie]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Awe, there's no batteries.
- Dan Fielding: Hold on a second, Double A?
- [He opens his briefcase to reveal a mix of different size batteries. Harry looks at him shocked]
- Dan Fielding: Well Sue Me for having a personal life!