Night Court (TV Series)

Danny Got His Gun: Part 1 (1988)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

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Quotes 

• Public Defender Christine Sullivan : You know, Dan, you could get into a lot of trouble for impersonating a military officer.

  Dan Fielding : It just so happens that I am an officer in the United States Army Reserves.

  Mac Robinson : Get out!

  Dan Fielding : No, it's true. In fact, I've been in the Reserves for five years. I mean, it's no big deal. One weekend a month, two weeks every summer...

  Bull Shannon : Like going to the bathroom.

  [stares from everyone] 

  Bull Shannon : What?

• Harry Stone : [On Dan being late for work]  He'd better have one *whopper* of an excuse!

  Dan Fielding : [approaches the table in military uniform and salutes Harry]  Captain Dan Fielding reporting for duty, *sir!*

  Harry Stone : What can I say, the guy's good.

• Dan Fielding : Well, there are lots of things about my life that I haven't told you.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [Very dry]  Yes and believe me we're grateful.

• Dan Fielding : I Cannot Die, I Don't Look Good in a Coffin... . Trust Me, I know!

  [Harry gives him a bewildered look]