Night Court (TV Series)
Educating Rhoda (1988)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Judge Harry T. Stone : [over the phone] You gotta listen to me! That woman you're with is psychotic!
Dan Fielding : [chuckles] Well, maybe a little enthusiastic...
[as he turns away, Valerie takes a butcher knife out of her purse...]
Dan Fielding : Yeah? Uh, listen, how exactly are we defining "homicidal"?
[And throws it, embedding it into the wall a few inches in front of Dan's nose]
Dan Fielding : [into phone] Uh, Harry?
[screaming]
Dan Fielding : HELLLLLP!
Valerie Sanders : [yanks the phone cord out of the wall] Sorry... wrong number.
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Dr. DeLeon : My God, don't you realize that woman is dangerous? She over-identifies with characters in movies, and acts them out. Sometimes with horrifying results!
Rhoda Wasserman : Boy, and she seemed so sweet when we were watching TV in the lounge.
Dr. DeLeon : Quickly, miss! Exactly what were you watching?
Rhoda Wasserman : Uh, it was an old black-and-white movie about a guy in a dress.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Oh, uh... "Some Like It Hot"?
Rhoda Wasserman : No... "Psycho"!
[Looks of horror all around]
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Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : She isn't being watched as much as she use to be.
Judge Harry T. Stone : You Mean She Escaped!
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : That's another way of putting it.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Doc is there really a chance that this woman is going to kill Dan?
Dr. DeLeon : Yes perhaps, but he might be okay as long as he treats her with kindness and compassion.
Judge Harry T. Stone : [Turning toward Christine] He's dead.