Night Court (TV Series)
The Blizzard (1984)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
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Quotes
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[trapped together in an elevator, during a blizzard]
Warren Wilson : I hope Simone's all right. She hates the cold. I left her little sweater at home.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You people are always complaining about stereotypes, and there you are, a practitioner of poodle husbandry.
Warren Wilson : I made $140,000 last year. How'd you do?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [incredulous] $140,000?
Warren Wilson : Yep. And by the way, I can't stand dogs.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : What about Simone? And her "little sweater"?
Warren Wilson : That's business, Fielding. The little bitch is an investment. I'd dress her up in makeup if it helps increase my profits.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [smiling] You're my kind of guy, Wilson!
[smile fades]
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : I can't believe I just said that.
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[Dan is pacing the stuck elevator, rubbing his hands together]
Warren Wilson : Oh, here. Take my coat.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : I'm fine.
Warren Wilson : Yeah, right. Look, let's just take turns wearing it.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Well, if it'll keep you quiet...
[He grabs the coat and drapes it around his shoulders]
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : It's nice material.
Warren Wilson : Thanks. It's kind of old, it was a gift.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Your mother?
Warren Wilson : A former... companion.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Oh...
Warren Wilson : It's all right, it won't bite.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You said "former" companion. What'd he do, ditch you?
Warren Wilson : In a way. He died.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : ...I'm sorry.
Warren Wilson : It's okay, forget it.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : What happened to him?
Warren Wilson : [shrugs] Same thing happens to a lot of guys. Worked too hard, smoked too much, didn't exercise.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You get along?
Warren Wilson : [smiles sadly] Ten years.
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[Dan heads for the elevator, where another man is already waiting. The doors open, and the man steps on, turning around - it's Wilson]
Warren Wilson : Going my way?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [stepping on] I'm ROTC combat-trained.
Warren Wilson : Special Forces, Advanced Infantry - Airborne.
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Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : [after a dog case] You think it's okay if I give him a bone?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Well, if you're sure you're done with it.
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Warren Wilson : I just want you to know, there's no hard feelings. I know you were just doing your job.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Got it.
Warren Wilson : My I say something else?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Shoot.
Warren Wilson : I find you very attractive.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [this prompts Dan to tear his briefcase in two] What?
Warren Wilson : I just feel attracted to you. I just thought you should know.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You mean you're...?
Warren Wilson : Aren't you?
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Warren Wilson : Are you really that stupid?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : That's for me to know and for you to find out.
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : We of the warm-blooded variety feel an adjournment is in order.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : You mean shut down?
[Dan nods; Harry looks at Mac, who also nods, then:]
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Nah!
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : You've got about seventeen layers of clothes on under that robe, haven't you, sir?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : It's good to be the king.
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : That Wilson guy... he's gay.
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : And?
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : And...
[he starts to laugh]
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : And, he thought I was.
Art Fensterman : Are you?