Night Court (TV Series)
The Former Harry Stone (1984)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Ronald McKenzie : I went out of my mind. Suppose on your wedding day you saw your wife in the nude.
Judge Harry T. Stone : I think I'll probably insist on it.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : By the way, folks. I don't know why it makes any difference to anyone, it sure shouldn't, but for the record I'm 34 years old.
Dan Fielding : The pool.
Public Defender Liz Williams : Oh, the pool.
Bailiff Selma Hacker : I had...
Dan Fielding : [Checking the pool sheet] HTS. Who's HTS.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Call it a hunch.
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Lana Wagner : Things that are done, it is needless to speak about... things that are past, it is needless to blame.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Confucius?
Lana Wagner : Probably. In any case it's the longest message I've ever read in a fortune cookie.
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Reporter Al Craven : You know I really like it here in court. I mean, there's always a neverending supply of human misery in a place like this
Judge Harry T. Stone : Yeah, yeah. Most people don't see the funside of pain and suffering.
Reporter Al Craven : Riiight
[Grinning widely, not understanding the sarcasum]
Judge Harry T. Stone : [Letting Al's laugher fade] See ya.