Night Court (TV Series)
The Modest Proposal (1987)
Marsha Warfield: Rosalind 'Roz' Russell
Quotes
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Hey, gang, how goes the world?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [Reading a tabloid aloud] "Enraged housewife shoots husband's pig in bizarre love triangle."
Dan Fielding : Caught him bringing home the bacon, huh?
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[last lines]
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [deadpan] Quite a day today.
Mac Robinson : [deadpan] Yep, quite a day. Almost had a wedding here.
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : Yep, almost. But we didn't.
[They stand impassively for a few seconds, then give each other five and make Harry's "crazy face" at each other]
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Christine Sullivan : Oh, God... I'm going to be sick!
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [pops open Dan's briefcase] Here, use this!
Dan Fielding : No, don't, that's my brief-
[turns away as Christine hurls into it]
Dan Fielding : CASE!
[Christine rushes away, mortified, while Roz closes the briefcase]
Dan Fielding : That briefcase cost me over two hundred dollars!
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : I can believe it. It's not leaking at all.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : So, what brings you around?
Christine Sullivan : [Standing next to Bill] Oh, not much. We just wanted to announce we're getting married. That's all.
Judge Harry T. Stone : [Stunned] Married?
[Turns to everyone at the table]
Judge Harry T. Stone : Can you top that?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [Reading a tabloid aloud] "Bigfoot reveals miracle diet plan."
Judge Harry T. Stone : Close.