- Pop Belkon: This is Pop Belkon. Since it just you boys here now, let me show you some of the tricks that made me famous in my barnstormin' days......
- Myrna's Friend: ...Here's my number...
- [leaving]
- Myrna's Friend: You be sure and call me now, hear? Check ya later.
- Oscar Madison: Boy, you got one smooth line, you know that?
- Felix Unger: Oh, come on.
- Oscar Madison: Must be the altitude.
- Felix Unger: This is ridiculous.
- Oscar Madison: It could happen.
- Felix Unger: Oh, of course, it happens every day.
- Oscar Madison: Well, it's not gonna happen sitting at home!
- Felix Unger: It just did!