- [Mike and Liz are lying in the couch reading, while Jordan and Chau are in the other room where the bed is squeaking]
- [Mike and Liz stop reading]
- Mike Platt: God's sake.
- Jordan: Chau, stop jumping on the bed! Come here and have sexual intercourse with me.
- Chau Presley: It's just so springy, I can't resist.
- Jordan: Can you resist me?
- Chau Presley: Wow, even springier.
- Liz Lombardi: Look, let's just ignore them.
- [Mike and Liz continue reading]
- Jordan: Chau.
- Chau Presley: What?
- Jordan: Chau.
- [sighs]
- Chau Presley: What?
- Jordan: Ohh, Chau!
- [moans]
- Chau Presley: What? I am right here on top of you!