Neil Stuke: Simon

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Simon : [drawing horses for the office pool]  I don't know why I'm bothering; mine never usually gets past the first fence.

  Jo : Last year mine pulled up getting out of its box.

  [draws] 

  Jo : Oh, me luck must be changing; I've got the favourite.

  Simon : That's a horse called 'The Favourite'. It's a hundred to one shot.

• [last lines] 

  Simon : Perhaps I'm just lucky. You know sometimes, Jo, I think I live a truly charmed life. Hello.

  Terry Hill : Hello. Terry Hill. Cheryl's been saying that you're calling me a con man.

  Simon : Uh. Terry.

  Jo : I'll get your wheelchair, Simon.

  Simon : I don't think I'll be needing that, Jo.

  [Terry punches Simon] 

  Jo : I think you will, mate.

• Simon : I've got pretty strong moral principles, Jo, and basically I can't cheat on a husband when I find out he's a nice bloke. And a member of a gun club.