One Tree Hill (TV Series)

Near Wild Heaven (2004)

Bethany Joy Lenz: Haley James Scott

Quotes 

• Tim Smith : Hey, Nathan, what do you think? Thai? Mexican? Chinese is always good...

  Haley James : Tim, you just ate. How is it possible that you're still hungry?

  Tim Smith : I'm not ordering food, i'm ordering strippers.

• Tim Smith : Dude, smell me.

  Nathan Scott : Dude, kiss my ass.

  Tim Smith : No, seriously. I wanna smell nice for the... talent that's coming over.

  Nathan Scott : Tim, just say the stripper.

  Tim Smith : Fine, the stripper. Alright... Which one makes me smell available? I've got "Flesh" on this side and this "Frink" stuff on this side.

  Nathan Scott : That's not mine.

  Tim Smith : Well, it was in your bathroom.

  Haley James : [walks in]  Oh, Tim, what are you doing with my perfume?

  [takes it] 

• Haley James : Isn't that what it's all about? If we're not out there looking for the one we wanna be with forever than what are we doing?

• Haley James : Champagne? How much is that gonna cost?

  Brooke Davis : Who cares? It's on my dad's credit card!

• Nathan Scott : Need some help?

  Haley James : Nope. Just straightening up for your party.

  Nathan Scott : Haley, you don't need to. It's just the guys. They've seen it like this. In fact, they made it like this.

  Haley James : Oh, I don't mind. Besides, if we're gonna have a skanky hoe in the place at least it should look nice. I'm kidding. Sort of. Maybe.

  Nathan Scott : Haley, this bachelor party is more for Tim than it is for me, okay? He's threatened by the fact that Lucas threw us the reception so this is just his way of proving that he's still my best friend.

  Haley James : Yeah, what's next, uh, lap dances for world peace?