- Granville: Genuine Jamaican ginger cakes? They've never been anywhere near Jamaica!
- Albert Arkwright: What's wrong with that? We sell Mars Bars, don't we?
- Albert Arkwright: When are we g-,going t' get married, eh?
- Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: You know how things are.
- Albert Arkwright: I don't even kn-,know where things are.
- Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: We'll get married as soon as I can see me way clear. What are your meringues like?
- Albert Arkwright: [mock serious] I'm not telling you 'til after we're married. Two can play at that game, y'know.
- Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: Y' silly beggar... Anyway, it's your own fault. You won't live with me mother, and I can't leave 'er.
- Albert Arkwright: Look, she's a dear little f-,frail old lady. 'Course you're gonna leave 'er. Dump 'er on a park bench, and run for it. She'll never catch you up.
- Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: Typical! No wonder she can't stand you.
- Albert Arkwright: I don't know how anyone could live with your mother. Your father couldn't st-,stick it five minutes, could he!
- Nurse Gladys Emmanuel: He didn't walk out on 'er. He were killed in the war.
- Albert Arkwright: There you are, you see. They'll go to any lengths to avoid 'er, won't they.