Peep Show (TV Series)

Jeremy Makes It (2004)

Matt King: Super Hans

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Quotes 

• Super Hans : Tell you what, that crack is really more-ish.

• [They're trying to threaten Gog into giving them their money] 

  Super Hans : Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall.

  [he pours the cereal onto the floor] 

  Jeremy Usborne : [brandishing baseball bat at Gog]  Not so rich and successful now with a piece of wood in your face, hmm?

  Mark Corrigan : Look, Jeremy, we can come back again, he's got the message. You're gonna pay, aren't you?

  Gog : No.

  Mark Corrigan : All right then, we've got our answer. Let's go!

  Super Hans : We've got to hurt him on principle. Hit him with the fucking bat, Jez.

  Jeremy Usborne : Why do I have to? Why don't you do it? Punch him with the glove.

  Super Hans : [holding up his hand wearing a baseball glove]  Punch him? I can't even make a fist!

  Mark Corrigan : This is the whole point about contract law, the whole point of a contract is to make sure this kind of thing never happens!

• Super Hans : What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread.

  [he presses a key on his keyboard and holds it, playing a deep bass note] 

  Super Hans : See, the longer the note, the more dread.

  Jeremy Usborne : [voiceover]  God, that's terrible. It's worse than Darryl's bloody cor anglais. Oh, they're useless. I wish they were all robots. I wish I was a robot. Maybe I could punch through a wall.

• Jeremy Usborne : [On finishing recording at studio]  Brilliant, fantastic! What did you think Hans?

  Super Hans : Crack. Just gimme crack.

  Jeremy Usborne : Well I loved it.

  [Begins to exit studio] 

  Mark Corrigan : Jeremy, don't just go...

  Super Hans : I'll suck for crack!

  Jeremy Usborne : Yeh, c'mon Super Hans, let's get you some crack.

• Jeremy Usborne : Hans, you realise we've only got 39 minutes left?

  Super Hans : Oh right, so now we're "working" it's not OK for me to smoke my crack?

  Jeremy Usborne : Yes, exactly! Exactly!

  Super Hans : What, so next you're gonna boot me out for not wearing a jacket and tie?

• Jeremy Usborne : How are you feeling, Super Hans?

  Super Hans : Fine. Totally fine.

  Mark Corrigan : You've kicked the crack?

  Super Hans : No, except now I bang a load of Valium up me arsehole for the comedown.