Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
A Christmas Story (1986)
Bronson Pinchot: Balki Bartokomous
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Quotes
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Mrs. Edwina Twinkacetti : [singing] Seven swans a swimming...
Mary Anne : Six geese a laying...
Balki Bartokomous : Five onion rings!
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Balki Bartokomous : On Dancer, on Prancer and on Donna Dixon! On Comet, on Cupid, on Reagan, on Nixon!
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Balki Bartokomous : Boy! A Christmas bonus! I can always use another envelope.
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Balki Bartokomous : You know what I can't understand? Why do American decorate trees instead of turtles?
Larry Appleton : Well, one good reason is a tree won't slowly crawl out of the living room.
Balki Bartokomous : That's what the Christmas lettuce is for.
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Balki Bartokomous : [stunned after receiving a passionate kiss from Mary Ann] How did you make that happen?
Larry Appleton : Mistletoe. It's an old tradition. You hang it over the door and women *have* to kiss you.
Balki Bartokomous : What a gimmick! Why don't we hang it up all year long?
Larry Appleton : Unfortunately, it only works at Christmas.
Balki Bartokomous : Then I'm takin' it with us!
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Balki Bartokomous : I am busting my buttocks trying to make a nice Christmas for you... and all I get is bah hamburger. You're acting just like Ebenezer Stooge. I'm sorry you can't have Christmas at home with your family. What about me? You think I don't miss Christmas on Mypos with my family? Passing the Christmas bota bag... roasting radishes over an open fire.
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Balki Bartokomous : Happy birthday.
[seeing Larry's confused look]
Balki Bartokomous : That's what we say on Mypos... because Christmas is not just Christmas turtles and presents it's also the birthday of baby Jesus.
Larry Appleton : Yeah, I guess I... forgot that, too.
Balki Bartokomous : Well, the sheepherders never forget it. We were the first ones to get the news, you know.