- Phil Scharf: Oh, come now, Mr. Mason. The theater's no nursery school, and actors aren't noted for behaving exactly like monks. No, sir.
- Perry Mason: I wasn't asking you to characterize or assassinate an entire profession. I inquired only about Franz Lachman.
- Phil Scharf: OK, so, he was big enough to like playing with girls without getting called a sissy. Answer your question?